Ape Shit

Commonly used to describe someone or something that is crazy

Derek went ape shit when he found out that it was me who shit on the carpet

by LocoSmoko April 30, 2011

Shit Truck

A being whom is bad at everything he attempts

He is a useless shit truck

by adam excell February 3, 2004

shit dick

1) Someone (Usually gay) who has anal intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their penis.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.

1) Those two guys are total shitdicks.
2) That guy's listening to 50 Cent!? Jesus, what a shitdick!

by Redwhitencrue25 July 21, 2005

shit helmet

When one removes his penis from an ass and finds fecal matter attached to the head of his penis.

When Sarah asked me to fuck her in the ass, I didn't realize it was an invitation for a shit helmet. I guess I found out the hard way.

by fav January 27, 2007

Purple Shit

The "Purple Shit" is the official name for the large, and violet McDonald's character.

John: What toy did you get in your happy meal?
Bill: I got a Purple Shit. What did you get?

by rumbothevandal January 17, 2008

Shit the Bed

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 2, 2017

Piece of shit

Conservative party member and Canadian Environment Minister Peter Kent. Like most members of the Canadian conservative party, Peter Kent is shamelessly partisan in all he does and says. He slavishly follows party talking points and directives, and is willing to destroy his country's reputation and democratic principles in order to increase the power of his party.

So really, while Peter Kent certainly is a piece of shit, he isn't really any bigger of a piece of shit than Stephen Harper or anybody else in the conservative cabinet.

Peter Kent: "I'm going to ban attendance at a major environmental conference for anyone who's not a member of the conservative party, and then I'm going to openly mock my parliamentary opponents for the fact they didn't attend the conference."

Justin Trudeau: "You piece of shit."

by cynicalidealist December 16, 2011