Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

big blue weenie

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it

PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally

by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017

Hungry bum blues

When a homosexual man hasn't had sex in a while, and it leads to him getting depressedm, he has the hungry bum blues

Man, Adam hasn't gotten any for so long, I think he's starting to get the hungry bum blues!

by the hungriest bum August 24, 2011

Blue light special

Receiving sexual favors while being followed by the police.

When the cops let me up I knew I was going to jail so I asked Janine for a blue light special.

by N310w March 5, 2023

Evil Blue Chicken

a chicken that over the years has become blue and evil through the process of evolution

ah man bob just got attacked by an evil blue chicken

by GrammarAreFun June 12, 2006

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

shasta baby blue

the color of the eyes of the prettiest girl in oregon

her eyes are the color shasta baby blue

by Harold Roberts January 14, 2007