Simp

Idubz

Idubz is a simp.

by Microwave goes mmmmmm March 30, 2020

SIMP

(Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy) Basically a person (usually a guy to a girl) who does nice things for.someone they like (usually involving the simp sacrificing their time,money e.t.c. ) in a desperate attempt to please them. The person does not often get with the simp afterwards despite all this

"Can you believe Abel donated 1000 to some Twitch streamer girl he likes"
"Damn...I always knew he was a simp."

by MLeeNG August 31, 2020

Simp

You

“Whats a simp?”
“You, you are a s i m p

by Yvyde April 11, 2020

Simp

Acronym for squirrels in my pants

"tell me what's making you jump like that" S.I.M.P squirrels in my pants. Part of song simp

by Jackieboy364 July 26, 2022

Simp

Zach Spooner

Man, my boy Zach was simpin hard yesterday over Bekka. Smh

by Spooner’s a simp May 12, 2020

simp

a male who overly praises, comliments, and is submissive to females ONLY for the sake of getting some puss.

otherwise known as a NiceGuy

"ryan is such a simp, he doesn't even respect the girls, just says they're cool to get laid"

by shiteater123 April 14, 2020

simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021