National Motorboat Day

On April 18, go up to a shordy and motorboat her titties!

*Motorboats tittes* you can’t complain, it's national motorboat day!

by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018

National kiss week

A week where it's all about kissing. September 1st through the 7th is a time to live the best life kiss all the boys/girls you want without getting called a hoe

Me:Hey bro did you hear what's coming up
Bro: no bro, what is it
Me: NATIONAL KISS WEEK!! Kiss all the girls you want

by Hot papi August 29, 2019

National give away your scrunchie day

September 30 is the day where all females who own scruchies give them away to the opposite gender.

Yo girl! Can I get yo scrunchie for National give away your scrunchie day?

by Emr:) September 26, 2019

National Vans Day

Oct 13 is the day ! wear yo best/newest vans you got 😌

POST PLEASEEE, PLEASE WEAR YOUR VANSS ! TELL THE PEOPLE AT YO SCHOOL YO DAYCARE YO CHURCH IT DONT MATTER JUST SPREAD NATIONAL VANS DAYYY

by National Vans Day ! October 1, 2019

National give/receive head day

October 2, the day where you either give or receive head from who ever you ask.

Happy national give/receive head day! Now slam me some of that sloppy toppy.

by BussySlayer69 October 2, 2019

National Hessa Day

9th October to celebrate the growth of hessa and how after is such a great book collection.

friend : what day is it?
me: are you kidding me? It’s National Hessa Day

by Afterhessa October 3, 2019

National fuck your Italian Girl Day

On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.

Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.

by IHateIndianPpl223 November 12, 2019