National Motorboat Day

On April 18, go up to a shordy and motorboat her titties!
*Motorboats tittes* you can’t complain, it's national motorboat day!
by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018
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National Fingering Day

On April 17, shove your finger up bare assholes.
I will shove a finger up your ass and you can’t complain because it’s national fingering day
by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018
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