Definitions by anonymous.mandem

National Fingering Day 

On April 17, shove your finger up bare assholes.

I will shove a finger up your ass and you can’t complain because it’s national fingering day

National Fingering Day by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018

National Motorboat Day 

On April 18, go up to a shordy and motorboat her titties!

*Motorboats tittes* you can’t complain, it's national motorboat day!

National Motorboat Day by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018