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Jack Kelly 

A very angry and distant batman with no robin. A guy who always makes fun of his brother and Jack always carries around a bat mitzvah water bottle that is pink and white.
Oh boy, that’s Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly by mummypig September 5, 2019

jack doyle

Jack Doyle is just cool
jack doyle by Saggyfatface October 31, 2020

jack in the box 

when a man jacks in a box and jizzes all over it, and put its in the partners head and then say u got jack in the box bitch
Jeff: here do u want jack in the box

Kevin: yes

Jeff:heres jack in the box bicth!!!

Kevin: u basturd
jack in the box by nbdbsd201 November 11, 2010

Jack in the box 

Jack in the box
V. The act of farting or producing waste of the rear into a public trash can and then closing the lid leaving it for someone else to discover and/or deal with.
As I went to the mcdonalds across the street to annoy them by eating my burger king just to find a Jack in the box as I am told to throw it away.

Jack Bauer 

Verb:

To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.
Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!

I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.

He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!

I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.
Jack Bauer by Andy Norris June 4, 2008

Jack's Mannequin 

When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie. Then you rape them while they're still fully awake, but unable to resist.
"Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs... did you put something in my drink?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"