Cum clogger 

this occurs when you cum so much into the vagina it gets clogged. can be fatal if cum dries.

dude i had such i huge load last night, it was the best cum clogger ever!

Cum clogger by nate brookens February 18, 2008

cum glove 

What your hand turns into after you ejaculate semen into it.

"I couldn't find anyplace to shoot my load, so I ejaculated into my hand. Now I need to wash off my cum glove."

cum glove by bergzenerpro April 4, 2008

Cum Bum 

An embarrassing bum cyst between the ass cheeks.

When popped, it resembles a river of cum flowing to Brown town.

1) "Cum Bum" said like an angry old man shouting at a young kid, Cummm Bummm!!!!

Cum Bum by Mr Cornhole October 11, 2011

Cum Scallop 

A semi-dry sticky lump of semen that forms in the anus after prolonged anal sex. The receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. This snack is often garnished with salt.

Dude, I ate my girlfriends cum Scallop last night. It was delicious!

Cum Scallop by CumGuzzler September 18, 2012

cum catcher 

panty liner, tampon, etc., used to soak up cum after intercourse

she put the cum catcher in so she wouldn't mess her panties

cum catcher by Barry273 September 12, 2006

cum dump 

Someone who gets in Dale Earnhardt's way on a race track.

Casey Mears is a cum dump.

cum dump by bob November 16, 2004

cum squatter 

Someone who is craving cock at anytime and does a shitty job at his or her workplace.

Tends to be indigenous to Hilton Head Island, SC.

"Eric had to deal with one big cum squatter in Hilton Head"

cum squatter by A dawg March 16, 2005