An imagined coming of age tradition where a child must kill a bear on their thirteenth birthday in order to become an adult. Coined by the boys on The After Disaster episode #650: The Perils of Inadequate Vulcanization.
The bear Tyler killed for his Bear Mitzvah was the largest bear I’d ever seen. He’s gonna be a real man.
by BTiphoon June 23, 2022
Get the Bear mitzvahmug. - Hey man, do u know who Clint Eastwood is?
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!
-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!
-Hell yeah dude, he kills bears!!!
-I went to a metal concert and it freakin killed bears!
by GrizzlySkott May 25, 2011
Get the Kills Bearsmug. A deception or misunderstanding that results in a classic rookie/ basic error that is typically made by an individual with a rudimentary understanding of a given task or activity. The individual is tricked by and falls into the ‘classic bear trap’, being deceived into making this error thinking that it will be beneficial for them, but instead results in negative effects on the individual making the mistake.
A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.
A ‘classic bear trap’ is in effect the cause of a common rookie mistake.
Example 1: A guy is getting back with his ex for the third time even though she cheated on him twice. The act of her making herself available to him and pretending she wants only him is a classic bear trap for the guy, as he is deceived into thinking she still loves him and won’t sleep with other men.
Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.
Example 2: A straight male in Nana Plaza, Thailand, paying an attractive bargirl - who appears female - for sex. This is a classic bear trap as the straight male expects the bargirl to be female, when they are in fact a ladyboy, and thus may end up being pegged which does not typically align with a straight males sexual preferences.
by Elbrox June 3, 2024
Get the Classic bear trapmug. A term of endearment and/or? insult that the favorite manager at your regular bar calls you in an attempt to compliment and/or? put you down. You should probably just take it as a compliment and move on with your night.
by Misharita October 15, 2014
Get the Alcoholic Gummi Bearmug. by anonymous March 9, 2023
Get the Desmond the moon bearmug. A group of Artists in the college park area of Oakville Ontario Canada. The group operates on many levels such as a frat amongst college students and a corporate networking platform between young students, entrepreneurs, and artists looking to expand.
by commander_nic March 6, 2015
Get the Gummy Bear Mafiamug.