Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

re-boner

Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.

"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."

"Uh. Word."

by zombieskin October 14, 2011

Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.

Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner

by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart

My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.

by your brain-boner February 19, 2012

meatless boner

Meatless boner: a female vegetarian who likes a big male erection (aka a boner) to ride.

Meatless boner: As the saying goes 'female vegetarians, they don't like the meat but they sure like the bone!'

by benapisbrox February 29, 2012

coner boner

The way of putting an ice cream cone on your dick and use it as a condom

Dude some guy at school used the old coner boner on his girlfriend.

lol thats funny man

by timmmmah June 10, 2012