stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen

A phrase expressing surprise or perplexity at a situation. It originates from an Internet artist's re-imagining of the pokemon Nidoqueen that featured breasts.

"Dude, check out this text I just got. It's stranger than tits on a Nidoqueen"

by TelethatVirt November 2, 2014

spin your tits off

When someone gets angry and/or upset at something.
To spin out
Can be used with words inserted within (Eg. spin your tits clean off!)

Eg 1 "Ohh when she finds out about this she will spin her tits off!!"

Eg 2 "I don't want to tell you because i know you'll spin your tits off!

by AzAwk June 22, 2008

Rub my tits like pomegranate

Rub boobs and tits firmly in a sexy and horny way.

Hey dude. Please rub my tits like pomegranate.

by MousaTaghi November 26, 2019

I'm just pissing on your tits

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

stand out like a fake tit

a more modernized definition for standing out in a crowd, or sticking out like a soar thumb

That crazy hat makes you stand out like a fake tit.

by naponxxx April 6, 2009

blitz out with your tits out

To proverbially rock out with your cock out if your genitals happen to be on the inside.

My boyfriend tried to make me feel guilty about going out tonight, but whatevs. But everyone else told me to "blitz out with your tits out". I'll worry about him in the morning.

by epilepticpeat October 8, 2008

LFBTs (Little Flappy Bitch Tits)

Tits with neither shape nor purpose. As opposed to the universally accepted shaped firm tits LFBTs simply hang down often gravitating to the sites of the body. LFBTs are usually accompanied by large areolas and frequently spoted in the direct vacinity of fat lasses or in extream cases of gluttony fat men.

But when we got down to it I found she had LFBTs (Little Flappy Bitch Tits)
Mate LFBTs!!!!
Keep eating like that your going to end up with LFBTs love

by dannydierisatwat February 5, 2010