by Bob tub April 13, 2018
A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
by the forever virgin March 28, 2024
When someone gets intoxicated. Decides to make out with the semi attractive senior citizen in the bar. Then the kiss taste like denture glue and your life is ruined.
My friend was drinking and decided to kiss the woman from across the bar. When she put her tounge in her mouth she realized it tasted like beer and super polygrip. She realized it was a poligrip kiss . My friend was never the same.
by Glenn Roberts May 24, 2023
by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018
When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.
by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018
A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.
by Cmonkey April 19, 2022
by Missy Hidair December 19, 2023