adrien she’s just a friend agreste 

Nickname for the one and only Adrien Agreste.
Marinette is the love of his life, but he does not know that bc he’s an oblivious dumbass, so he friend zones her.

“me, go after marinette? no, she’s just a friend!”
“she’s a very good friend”
“she’s just a friend”

adrien she’s just a friend agreste strikes again

adrien she’s just a friend agreste by shmeatie August 18, 2019

juke's towers of hell

that one game where people fucking cry over a TUTORIAL TOWER like jeez

"hello mr phase razor want to beat thanos tower"
"juke's towers of hell"

juke's towers of hell by krixic September 23, 2020

Kuzco's poison 

When a writer uses excessively long sentence structure, hyperbole, and redundancy to acheive a word or page count.

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

Kuzco's poison by highlandblade November 24, 2014

Saturday's are for debate kids 

A frequently celebrated every Saturday specifically for debate kids. Serves as a legitimate excuse to get out of previous arrangements to spend time with the debate kids.

Andrew: Let's go to the movies on Saturday.
Leslie: No I'm busy, Saturday's are for debate kids after all!

Saturday's are for debate kids by Branderrson December 10, 2020

Occam's Shuriken 

A problem-solving principle, first devised by Ross Scott in his webseries "Freeman's Mind." The principle states that when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Ninjas! Of course, that's like rule number one! It's Occam's Shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas.

Occam's Shuriken by JimJava007 February 15, 2015

God's loophole 

A way to retain your technical virginity but still engage in sexual activity by taking it in the arse

We're not supposed to have sex before marriage, so we used God's loophole.

God's loophole by resettinglife February 5, 2014

schrodinger’s douchebag 

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

schrodinger’s douchebag by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013