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by sherk is nice February 21, 2021
When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.
Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
by Texas Shithouse Poet September 04, 2020
When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.
"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"
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by speadson December 28, 2024
The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous
by The Bad Ass Mother Fucker Crit September 07, 2021