Pink Jizz eye

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye

Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

Brown Eye Goodbye

A method of deleting someone off of social media, usually Snapchat, that first involves sending them a picture of your asshole before completely removing them from your life.

Hey man you still talk to Stephanie? Nah man she got clingy so I had to give her to brown eye goodbye

by dcook810 April 15, 2020

Lopey Left Eye

When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.

Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.

by Scotty Nice May 16, 2023

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy October 25, 2015

sticky brown eye

the act of taking a dump and cumming from the bowel movements

excuse me i need to take a sticky brown eye

by swap fingers January 7, 2011

Digital Pink Eye

When someone proudly shows you a photo of their shit on their phone and you automatically catch Pink Eye!

I caught digital Pink Eye when mooty showed me a photo of his turd.

by Turdologist March 27, 2022

boombastic side eye

used when someone keeps asking dumb questions and requires an equally dumb response back.

can also be used as an alternative to the word 'No' and other words similar to no

Soapia: "are you going to cheat on me?"

You: "boombastic side eye.. of course not"

by Chupapimun June 27, 2023