Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.

I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.

by BigBlake August 3, 2012

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.

"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013

poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 26, 2013

Nog Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of holiday alcohol makes one's family bearable.

"Hate my family, but after the nog goggles kick in it will be okay. Hell, maybe even my first cousin. Who knows?"

by Pyewacket December 15, 2013

Choir Goggles

When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.

Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.

by Vannahrose143 May 10, 2014

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014

Single Goggles

Single, ready to mingle. That's all it ends up to be. You're not invested in anyone, so what harm would it be ? This opportunity allows you to look, stare, make comments that are sexual to the opposite sex (or same) you're freely open and care-free.

You are on those single goggles, after you went through that breakup.

by ninjaincombat. October 20, 2014