Bear fisting

To say a word at the exact same time as your bro

Keith and tony both exclaimed “you have bear fists?” At the same time, thus the two were bear fisting.

by The memeler May 30, 2025

scummy bear

A Greek delicacy, the scummy bear is a gummy bear that has previously been inserted into a hairy mans dirty asshole

Jimmy fell asleep first so we fed him a scummy bear

by El Coochie Man October 2, 2020

Care-Bear Airmen

A term used in the airforce(especially combat/battlefield airmen) to describe non-special forces airmen who are pussies.

That care-bear airman can only do 30 pushups.... I can do 70.
Care-bear airmen aint got shit on us PJ's.

by pappypanda January 23, 2013

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

Teddy Bear

Nickname for Richie Incognito

The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.

by Coop Dupe January 14, 2025

Claire Bear

if you ever meet a "Claire" , here are some things you should be aware of..,
shes going to be really sweet though some what shy at first, extremely fun to be around, a bad bitch and one of the prettiest heather's you'll ever meet. you'll look at her a few times in your life and think; "how did i get to be so lucky to have this girl in my life?" if your lucky enough to come across a Claire; try keep her cause shes sooo worth every second of your time and i can guaranteed she will make your day any day.

This is to my Best Friend. Ilysm Claire Bear, Happy 5 year anniversary Bestie! xx

by lesbofreak:) December 10, 2020