Green Skittles

The candy that the skittles company tried to gaslight people into thinking they removed green skittles, but of course they didn't.

"These green skittles are bussin"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 5, 2024

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

Green Pillow

A big joint that knocks your ass out.

“I blazed a Green Pillow and I was in bed by eight!”

by Darth Highway September 15, 2018

Green fn

stroke that shit

"Green fn"

by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024

Green Fn

Many people think this word means “green fortnite” but it really means “green fuck nigga”

*sees peter griffin shooting a ball into the basket* green fn

by poopyscoopy March 4, 2024

momma's spicy greens

Why the whole family is busy flushing after Sunday dinner

Hurry up in the bathroom jerk! We all had momma's spicy greens damnit

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

dovid greene

Male
Loves his family, friends and body. Has a dad bod, loves beards, beers, bears, women, torah, travelling, being american, guns. Someone who is very expressive of their emotions, someone who after drinking enough says these words verbatim “yo, i think i can punch this break this door in half” has a mother and a father. Slightly alcoholic, DEFINITELY NOT FAT. is a responsible human being, goes to bed on time, sometimes (unless she’s dtf,

Yo, that dude, is a dovid greene, he’s like totally definitely not fat and can totally most definitely absolutely break that door in half after drinking enough.

dude i know right, i bet he totally loves your sister

by gilush January 4, 2023