wet link

a sneaky link you can't get out of.

Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.

by yaznot July 9, 2021

wet debt

Being in debt so much, that it is hard to meet it, which makes you sweat. Hence, it becomes a wet debt.

Harry is in a wet debt, because he is unable to make ends meet as he lost his job.

by Vipansh November 28, 2013

wet jeremy

The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy

Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!

Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!

by phatsauce February 12, 2014

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Wuhan Wet Market

Incredibly unhygienic pussy and ground zero for AIDs 2.0. (NEVER TAP)

Person 1- Man that bitch's pussy was the Wuhan Wet Market.

Person 2- You are fucked my ni...

Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*

by o8fkdjbivudfnv July 28, 2024

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

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by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025