just doing me

A phrase used to replace "just being myself", often used when you're done with other people, and are focusing on yourself instead.

"I'm sick of people getting so freaked out about me jackin' it in the waiting rooms of car dealerships. You know, I'm just doing me" (wink wink double meaning wink)

by IfYou'reReadingThisThenDasCool September 3, 2016

Call me Kevin

That guy that you see everyday yet have never met

I think call me Kevin lives in my phone

by Blameitonjake April 7, 2021

Dig Me Raw

To fuck a girl really hard with no protection.

Yo I let him dig me raw in the backseat of my car Friday night

by ShadyLady13 June 9, 2010

date me pls

when you are desperate for a relationship your mind just screams "date me pls" at everyone that looks you in the eye (and then some that don't).

Taylor: Wow there are so many attractive people here, i wish i was in a relationship
Cutie: Hi! I like your shirt
Taylor: I like your face
Cutie: what
Taylor: *internally* date me plssssssssss
Cutie: ?
Taylor: what
*disappears into the oblivion*

by thanks! February 3, 2018

Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

Me, Myself & Irene

Proof that the movie industry still views some disabilities as fair game.

If Me, Myself & Irene had poked fun of a person in a wheelchair instead of one with a mental disorder, the cinemas wouldn't have dared to show it.

by Downstrike October 5, 2004

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011