Toasted

It has multiple defintitions, Killed, for instance, but also can mean that you're totally f*** up on acid.

To shout "GET TOASTED!" at someone, for instance, means that you think that person should eat acid and kill their egos.

GET TOASTED!! (Eat acid and die!)
Sorry I'm not going out tonight, I'm totally toasted in my room right now, petting my fish.

I can't drive right now I'm way too TOASTED man. I'm TOAST!

by flicksmart February 8, 2026

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Toast

Acid

I need some toast
Wanna eat some toast?

by flicksmart February 8, 2026

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thomas hodgson

the act of inserting a dirty pat into a dirty shrek while having someone in full nelson

my friend was doing the thomas hodgson

by anonymous February 26, 2026

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Thomas Watson

Absolute legend of an IT guy.

That guy is a total Thomas Watson! He fixed my projector! Wait.....it's already broken again.

by meowmeow199477 March 6, 2026

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Toasta

A term used between two friends whose combined IQ is roughly 47 — essentially two halves of the same idiot. Not quite the dumbest two people on Earth, but they’re definitely in the running if the current champions ever die. Their loyalty, however, is unmatched.

From the outside, the friendship may resemble two apes throwing shit at each other, but internally it represents the highest form of brotherhood.

Activities with your Toasta include, but are not limited to:
Deleting irresponsible quantities of beer, hyping each other up for catastrophically bad decisions, hitting on women purely for the love of the game, drunkenly debating stupid ideas that somehow become real projects, gas lighting women, drunk cooking absolute bangers, and approaching 3/10s you’d never sleep with but somehow end up cracking anyway.

Additional activities may include keeping the couch from floating away, chili-dog-afying a guy’s car, screaming “Bob Saget!” downtown at 3 a.m., and generally behaving in a way that makes observers believe they are witnessing two malfunctioning zoo apes that escaped supervision.

"Did you really drunk and crack that boat anchor?"

"Yeah"
"My motha fuckin Toasta"

by Motha Fuckin Toasta March 10, 2026

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Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2

The Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2 feels more like a car than a traditional school bus, with a design that prioritizes cost-cutting over the comfort and safety of its passengers. The ride quality is notably poor, with the bus delivering a rough, uncomfortable experience due to its lack of proper suspension and the rattling caused by loose parts. In addition to its dismal ride, the bus suffers from multiple issues such as electrical malfunctions, weak structural integrity from the use of glue in place of screws, and non-standard square lights instead of the more typical round ones found on other buses. Its blind spots are dangerous, making it difficult for the driver to monitor the surroundings, further compromising safety. To make matters worse, the bus’s large windows, while offering a wide view, cannot be rolled all the way down due to safety regulations, limiting air circulation and the comfort of passengers. Furthermore, the Thomas C2 has the most recalls according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), highlighting its ongoing reliability and safety concerns.

That bus rattles so much. No wonder it's a Thomas Saf-T-Liner C2

by Bus238 February 11, 2025

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