Pilly Penis

A verry small pathetic penis with an inch of forskin on the tip.
Pilly Penises are usullay owned by people who are tall and are named ian

Tracey- Ian is so hott!
Melanie- Ya but i heard he has a Pilly Penis

by TheBigAssCheese June 26, 2008

penis mobile

automobile for which one whose penis is so big that it cannot be manually moved from place to place that it must be carried about in its own four wheeled engine driven car

oscar meyer weiner mobile

by Dr. boofice smirfington July 15, 2004

speed penis

The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking amphetamine.

Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...

by Monsieur K. March 12, 2009

penis wrinkle

the wrinkle on one's penis.

I have several penis wrinkles.
Eric is a penis wrinkle.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

penis monger

a person who wants to have sex with a penis, or a gay person, or a person acting gay.

Staw away from that penis monger!

by Evan Macias June 25, 2005

penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

by eric September 26, 2004

penis butter

something used to get gum out of your hair

egor! use some penis butter to get the gum out of your hair!

then give jack a blumkin

by Penis Mctits March 8, 2008