Penis Fly Trap 

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

Penis Fly Trap by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Penis-Crocker 

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)

Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?

Penis-Crocker by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010

Penis Whackers 

Short Shorts on a man. When women wear it they call it coochie cutters. When guys wear short shorts it's called penis whackers.

Girl #1: "omg look at that guy's shorts!"
Girl#2: " OMG those are such penis whackers."

Penis Whackers by xXChelseaElizabethxX December 24, 2010

Penis Insertable 

A crevice or hole in which a penis is able to be inserted.

Yo dude, that chicks vagina was so smooth and penis insertable last night.

Penis Insertable by semanateher April 21, 2011

Penis-Looker Blocker 

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.

Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker

Penis-Looker Blocker by Dr. Punaranktash September 22, 2011

penis ivy 

Male pubic growth so rampant that it grows along the shaft of the penis.

I hit a genital vein and almost died the other day while shaving back the genital vines of my penis ivy.

penis ivy by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011

Penis'ed 

Having the penis.

Matt is a strange penis'ed lady.

Penis'ed by Lethany Bincoln October 7, 2011