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Parked

Something boring.
A parked car cannot move and thus it’s boring
“omg it’s not even lunch yet? Damn this day is so parked”
by MrLonely911 April 27, 2024
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Opportunity Trailer Park

Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.
"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!
by Jploppert April 21, 2018
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Smith Park

The park where bullshit happens related mainly, twin valley south related. Fight typically happen. And frequently penises are drawn there
Wow, I really want to beat the Shit out of John at Smith Park
by Shlatt poo December 7, 2021
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Kadina park

"Kadina Park: A mythical realm where Damo's behind-the-back passes have a tendency to venture out of bounds, possibly due to his prolonged stays at the truck stop. Approach with caution, as you might find yourself in a game of basketball where the only thing harder to find than the hoop is Damo himself, who's likely hiding in the bushes, contemplating his next elusive move—whether it's on the court or in his pursuit of unsuspecting victims
1. "Damo's brisket was the stuff of legends in Kadina Park, but sadly, it remained as elusive as his behind-the-back passes. Some say he got lost at the truck stop, seduced by the aroma of smoked meats, forgetting the game altogether."

2. "In Kadina Park, Damo's absence during game time was blamed on his frequent 'pit stops' at the truck stop, where he allegedly got distracted by more than just brisket. His teammates wondered if they'd ever taste his legendary cooking, let alone see him on the court."

3. "While everyone eagerly awaited Damo's arrival at Kadina Park, he was on a wild goose chase for soggy Sao's, leaving his teammates wondering if he had a secret craving for more than just snacks. His elusive presence left them hungry for both his brisket and his slippery moves on the court."
by Kadinabjuljabar May 28, 2024
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theme-parked

An exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false
VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!

RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...
by 415man94102 April 20, 2011
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Park Joe Young

Someone who is a prodigy but sucks ass in sucking ass while sucking asses
mane that Park Joe Young is so dumb
by Havard English August 14, 2023
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