fat house cat

a fat house cat is when you have a cat that lives in your house that is fat ( also when he eats a lot) it will also poop on your clothing.

Person: "WOW! she is such fat house cat"
Person 2: "I KNOW RIGHT"

by Pooppoopbedooppoop January 19, 2018

fat delichick fuck

when you're in line for a sandwich, and instead of the cutie with the big tits, you get the fat, grouchy bitch who makes you a sorry, half-assed sandwich that sucks.

Sorry Uncle Donald, but this sandwich blows 'cuz I got the fat delichick fuck at Vons.

by Howie Capone November 3, 2008

fat man pants

tracksuit bottoms with elasticated waists, designed for the more overweight. they are popular in ireland with knackers, and D4s, who wear them stuffed into Ugg boots or Dubes.

Knacker: Alri anto, nice fat man pants ya got on der
Anto: Fuck off ya bleedin homo
___________________________
D4 1: Oh ma god babes, totally got myself a pair of fat man pants yesterday.
D4 2: ooooh babes! where?
D4 2: im too embarrassed to say babes. its like a total fucking descent into lower class. but there is a recession on..
D4 1: where did you get them babes?
D4 2: *blushes* Dunnes Stores.

by fatmanpants December 9, 2008

Big Fat Daddy

Bencheta papa

"Big fat daddy I need a tampon!" Said Bencheta

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

fat got fingered

Used to drop, or change the subject at hand.

"Yo man did you get with that girl last night"

"Hey man fat got fingered"

by Chris is Weeiiiid February 16, 2005

Short Fat Faggot

Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)

Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!

by PotHeadJesus October 15, 2009

fat free applesauce

something that is so disgustingly awful that it should even, and probably doesn't even exist.

Yeah man, it was total fat free applesauce.

by emmydilemmy August 26, 2010