Let’s chief one

Politely asking someone do they want to smoke a blunt with you

Definition: let’s chief one is an action adverb : to invite a 420 friend to smoke a blunt with you.

by MzChief Beatshop April 15, 2018

Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye

I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

negotiate with the evil one

to take a shit, to defecate or have a crap

I'm off to negotiate with the evil one, I had a bad curry last night

by Preywinder November 2, 2010

Zero-point-one

Used as a noun. Usually used to describe anything new that has not had the problems worked out of it yet, such as a new untested product released on an unsuspecting public. It can also be used to denote the first version of something created which is not approved/expected to be the final version, such as a new computer program, music mix, the first draft of a script, etc.

PLURAL: "I should have waited a few months to buy that new automobile, seeing as they hadn't worked the problems out of the zero-point-ones yet." SINGULAR: "We've got the new zero-point-one up and running, we'll see how this works out..."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008

one piece clean

A hottie with a body,

That girls One piece clean ( everyone laughs )

by Frogfrog101 November 9, 2017

Plumming one out

When you jerk off in class while watching hentai and get caught

YOOOO LOOK KEVIN IS PLUMMING ONE OUT

by peenballs4 May 18, 2023

having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!

If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”

by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020