Michaelitus

Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.

I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS

Michaelitus by Jaskey March 30, 2026

Michaelitus

Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.

I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS

Michaelitus by Jaskey March 30, 2026

Michael

18

Indeed, to live is to cause others trouble…
UMB 29’
😋

I’m Michael and I’m gay.

Michael by Rokublue October 19, 2025

Michael Norton

The most handsome person alive with straight A's, infinite rizz, and has a 7-inch dick. A "Michael Norton" also has an unimaginable amount of aura (higher than Graham's number!). He locks in for NNN and loves Instagram. A "Michael Norton" is typically Gen Z and strongly despises Gen Alpha. Just a chill guy.

That guy is such a "Michael Norton" bro

Michael Norton by Mic2267 November 17, 2025

Michael Copper

That... I'm probably going to buy that.

Hym "Yeah I am probably going to buy that Michael Copper Black Eye Club comic. I am really easy to sell shit to!"

Michael Copper by Hym Iam November 21, 2025

Michaelle

The goddess of joy, laughter

Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else

Yoo I aspire to be a michaelle

Michaelle by Thehandsomejester November 22, 2025

Michael

The Archangel.

Hym "You know, I had a friend in high-school and his mom was always calling him Michael but and it would always catch the both of us because it's ALSO my middle name."

Michael by Hym Iam January 4, 2026