goose in your engine

a catastrophic (or near catastrophic) fiasco, out of the control of the subject.

Wow, you really have a goose in your engine.

by jed jr. October 8, 2009

st george of england

A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.

Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)

Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!

Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...

Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...

Drunkard 2: As is his ego...

by Erisia March 16, 2011

south african englishmen

Defined as South Africans who were raised with an English speaking head. ''We think, talk and act in that modern day Latin'', the other verbal stuff doesn't have the same meaning as English does.

Afrikaner: ''Kom met my toe Engelsman''
south african englishmen: ''What is wrong with you I'm busy''

by Danny Rae February 19, 2014

three piston engine

A group sex act in which three people who possess phalluses simultaneously penetrate the orifices of one other person.

Three members of the college football team showed the Captain of the cheer leading squad how a three piston engine worked.

by PsickoAlpha March 14, 2014

energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.

"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."

by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer May 14, 2014

without knowledge in engineering

without having thought things through comme du monde

if you are going to build an electric chair in your basement, please don't do so without knowledge in engineering!

by Sexydimma March 14, 2015

a full english

A Full English is a serve of 2 strips of bacon, 1 sausage, scoop of baked beans, fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, hash browns, 2 buttered toast and a cup of coffee.

I came in the cafe for a cuppa and had a Full English instead.

by denja October 30, 2015