goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013

Runt Dick

(Noun)Used mostly as a derogatory slur for a man with small penis. Often used for the smallest "member" in a locker room or boot camp shower.

"There goes Pvt. Runt Dick!"

"Steve is the teams runt dick freshman this year."

by Nubb'n December 17, 2008

kick dicks in

To dominate so thoroughly as to metaphorically kick in multiple dicks to the point of inversion.

Oh bitch, I kick dicks in!

by Abio del Spoon April 16, 2008

pickled dick

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

by smartypants678 March 29, 2007

Dick wedgie

When a males penis is pushed up against the inside of your underwear usually suggesting tight pants and or a tight belt.

You see bob over there he's been picking at the front of his pants all night. He definitly has adick wedgie

by jajajajajajajjaj May 19, 2011

shin-dick

Using a woman's shin as an aiming device by resting the penis on her shin right before ejaculating for full facial targeting practice.

The only way he was able to hit her perfectly in the eye was by using the classic shin-dick position.

by shin man September 11, 2010

dick cheney

bitch face who cares only for his own fucking ass. a powerhungry narcissist with no outside purpose except to ruin the world.

and btw, he is an evil man

1) if his sole purpose was to seek out weapons of mass destruction, he saw him in the mirror every time he shaved.

2) dick cheney lovd money and power, overlooks poor and above until rich

3) ran country like dictatorship

4) communist, nazi

by dick cheney hater (and Bush) December 1, 2009