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Bro Glide

The action of a man, mostly a frat boy (or Bro) rubbing his male private parts in between another bro's backside cheeks.

Technically, the action doesn't have to be between two males. A woman's back side cheeks can be used as well, which is also commonly known as Ho Gliding or Bare Back Grinding.
"I got a six pack of natty ice! Let's bro glide!"

"Who's up for a game of, who can bro glide the best without bro'ing your load?"
by Spazztaz March 1, 2010
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You’re In Bro!!

When you’ve passed all the tests of testicular fortitude that the gods have thrown your way and now you’re finally IN! You’ve unlocked the sweet gushy apple pie that we all dream of. You’ve opened that tightly shut door of vaginal fantasies that you’ve been deprived of for most of your life. You are finally the iron chef of pounding vag. You’re in!
Bro #1: How’d it go with Beth bro
Bro #2: Pretty good man, I read her the poem I’ve been working on for the past 2 weeks and then we held hands.

Bro #1: Dude!!! You’re IN bro!!
by MaxStiffman69 November 22, 2022
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on the bros

All jokes aside, on the bros defines if you are being for real or not.
Jimmi- I just won 1k

George- “on the bros?”
by CiggyButtBrainNZ May 3, 2020
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Polaris bro

by Polaris bro August 3, 2021
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Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."
by 727Haole October 22, 2012
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Ho bros

Girl can you believe how many women they have fucked? Doesn’t surprise me they are ho bros.
by ReesesAphridite April 5, 2022
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Bro Out

A 12 hour period in a mans life that generally occurs once every third new moon. This short time frame usually involves 2-3 solid bros, of heterosexual identification, but from time to time can become mildly, in a non-physical way, a little
homo. Too many libations are consumed as well as a few party girts and general reflections of better years. Accompanied by music, cooked/smoked meats and sometimes True Detective. It is commonly incomprehensible for non bro females
by homeboy123 February 9, 2024
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