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Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.
by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021
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anally destroyed

Ho: *talking reckless*

seven: oh hellll nah bitch u got me all the way fucked up im talking anally destroyed
by sevennnnnnn May 17, 2023
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Chief anal

Baby makes a weird face whenever Chief anal is around
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 25, 2023
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Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.
Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023
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Anal Andrew

When a fat ginger named Andrew enjoys an anal fisting with the left hand, a reacharound with the right.
I walked in on Knauth lastnight while he was getting an Anal Andrew. I wish I could erase it from my memory.
by GAOpticsGuru June 7, 2023
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True Anal

True Anal is a genre of porn when a man has anal sex with a woman and then puts his penis inside another woman’s mouth and repeat until climax
Man: Let’s have sex
Woman 1: Let’s do True Anal
Woman 2: It is great
Man: How does it work
Woman 1: Put your penis inside my poop hole
Woman 2: Then in my mouth
Man: Okay
Woman 1: OH YES! HARDER!
Woman 2: Finally, now let me suck your penis
Goes on a porn site
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
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