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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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Anal Breeze

A more sophisticated phrase to call a fart that stops you in your tracks when you catch a whiff.
I walked into the bar bathroom and caught a whiff of her anal breeze.
by Zelda Jo May 17, 2019
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No anal april

u can not do anal in April
by Mingeasher69 March 22, 2021
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Anal archiving

A way more obnoxious way of boofing, more specifically something of importance that requires a safe, warm hiding place to remain in.
"I just watched some guy I just met anally archive his wallet and I was very impressed with his unwavering ambition."

Anal archiving isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who have completed said task have never regretted it.
by Jinngerbread May 4, 2024
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anal

Anal is something that doo doo cum out of and make that toilet stanky.
by uirfij3fiuerhvj November 18, 2021
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Anal

A term for a gift to a family member
by PumpkinFricker420 November 20, 2019
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Anal pop

Forcing an entire fist up a woman’s asshole and releasing the fist with your fingers spread out while inside the hole.
I was paralyzed by an anal pop
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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