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Anal Chicken Numpklin

Getting blumpkin from a person with no arms or legs then fucking the shit out there ass till they shit all over the floor then making them lick the shot off the floor
Isiah Veranesse gave a anal chicken numpklin to jenna
by DADDY TWIZZY April 24, 2022
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Crazy anal

When a male sticks his dick in a girls anus
Rachel:Oh yeah oh yeah fuck my tiny ass oh yeah Bobby give me that crazy anal
by egerson101 May 29, 2018
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Anal splatter

It's where your anus splatter/bursts open
Me- oh no I went to hard her anal splatter her-(dead)
by Elijah's gay as fuck January 21, 2022
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anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking
"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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Anal analyzer

This is someone who makes make an absurd amount of commentary about your asshole, sometimes they are joking but sometimes you honestly don’t know. These are also the type of people who like to do nude yoga in the kitchen and will ask your opinions on their ass pics they take, and all you really want is just some peace in your life.
Person 1:Hey cover your booty hole here comes the anal analyzer!
Person 2: honestly she scares me, I’ve started wearing sunglasses and diapers anytime I’m around her
by EuropeanRebirth2024 March 11, 2024
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Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."
Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe
by CoreyTech June 18, 2018
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Anal

Man: Me and my girlfriend had anal sex yesterday!
His friend: Oh cool! So you 2 basically had butt sex?
Man: Yep!
by im_stupid February 26, 2020
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