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important one syndrome 

Disclaimer: it's not an actual symptom/condition that fucks with your actual life. It's a term used for video game situations or real life situations that, well let's conclude the disclaimer and get on with the definition.

Important one syndrome is a term that has existed before it has an actual name. It means that in terms video game situations such as ravenfield, that your worthless dumb a.i team can't do a certain fucking thing to win the game. So you have to fucking do it yourself, only to be fucked constantly by the enemy a.i team preventing you from completing the task your worthless team gave you. Resulting a 50/50 chance of you either winning or losing to put impact on your emotions. As for real life situations, you get these lazy fucks telling you to do these pointless, stupid, or demanding tasks theat you have to go up and down to get them something or do something for them that they can't do a fucking thing but you doing something for them is painstaking or rage inducing that you need rest but they don't let you take a break from those things. It affects your emotions, makes you lose control, or causes an argument in most cases. What will you do to fight back important one syndrome? There's nothing we can do about it, and it's been fucking with our lives (game or not) ever since the syndrome of doing things that no one can't do a thing but YOU! Only to put you at risk of either losing something important or your sanity becoming lost and losing your fucking mind.
Here's an example of the important one syndrome used in a video game.

Gamer: *playing ravenfield trying to win for his dumbass a.i team* why my team are so afraid of the fucking enemy team? They should capture that base so it increases the chances of winning!

Moments later when the enemy a.i team successfully stops the player constantly from completing the task that his dumbass a.i team couldn't do.

Gamer: *sees the defeat on his screen, realizing that his a.i team didn't help him win* FUCK! Fuck you asshole team! Why do I have to be the important one huh!? Do I have to do shit that they can't do!? I died for them multiple times only to lose the game! IMPORTANT ONE SYNDROME!!!

fair one 

extinct situation in which two individuals with animosity towards each other agree to have a fight without weapons, or friends jumping in
in today's society where everyone is quick to pull a trigger a fair one is both a beautiful and rare occurance in the streets.
fair one by James June 18, 2006

My one and only 

Saying. An eloquent way of expressing your love and devotion.

Holds all of the below meaning;

1. The only one for me.
2. The only one I will ever love
3. Mine expressing romantic possession
4. Apple of my eye
"I want to spend the rest of my life with you; you are my one and only."
My one and only by LoveGuru December 16, 2012

Number one

Yourself ­­­
Gotsta look after number one

we are number one 

The literal greatest meme to be created. Variations and edits of the video include "We are number one but every time they say one another episode is layered on"
Guy 1: "Want to hear a meme?"

Guy 2: "Sure."

(we are number one starts)
Guy 1: "WE ARE NUMBER -cuts-"

*New Episode goes on*
we are number one by QuinnMcChief January 18, 2017

pour one for my homies 

the act of pouring liquid (usually an alcoholic beverage) on the ground as a sign of reverence for friends or relatives that have passed away. in most cases, a 40 ounce bottle (see: wordforty/word) of liquor is used.
yo man, i just heard mista rogaz died dogg. i'm-a pour one for my homies.