Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

by DaHolmes February 22, 2023

'round my neck & back!

Damn if I know; beats the hell out of me;

Hell, you asking the wrong person. Man, it beats me 'round my neck & back! Ask me something I know!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

blow my back out

(V) the act of having sex in the position in which the receiving partner is laying down with back arched up, and the giving partner is entering from the posterior. (See also "face down, ass up.")

Damn, I don't care how much we been arguin, just blow my back out tonight.

by Burdenofproof July 27, 2017

black, black no trade back

Following an action or the transfer of an object from one party to another, vocalizing, "black, black no trade back" prevents the receiving party from returning the action or object to its originator.

After giving Quin a paper ball, his father says, "black, black no trade back", leaving Quin stuck with the object. He must keep or dispose of the ball without returning it to his father.

by LapisLazuli January 13, 2014

smash your back door in

A term used to describe the act of anal sex, popularised by Keith Lemon.

(courtesy of Keith Lemon),

'I want to smash your back door in and spunk on your tits'.

by sphilli2004 March 2, 2011

Back-door sluts 9

The best porno either, infamous for a woman with four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing.

First gained popularity in South Park.

Randy: "Yes... uh... you see Token, that was called a pornographic film. Uh, it shows adult men and adult women having sexual intercourse." Token does not respond, but instead continues to stare blankly "You see when a- when a man and woman are in love, the man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. It's called love making, and its part of being in love." There is a long pause before Token at last speaks
Token: And when a woman has four penises in her at the same time. Then stands over the men and pees on them, is that part of being in love too? Five midgets. Spanking a man. Covered in thousand island dressing. Is that making love?"
Mr. Black: "Jesus! What kind of porno was that?!"
Gerald: "Back-Door Sluts 9"
Mr. Black: "Oh Jesus! Not that one!"

by TheCyantist February 25, 2012

Take back our country

1. A rallying cry for people who think the United States has been "taken over" by anti-American socialists, foreigners, liberals, Marxists, minorities, etc.

The phrase is typically used by white male conservatives who oppose any type of change they perceive as a "threat" to their "way of life." Instead of providing a specific plan for improving the country or the government, they imply that the nation has been "kidnapped" by evil people who hate America and want to destroy freedom.

Unanswered questions: A) Who is "we"? B) Where do "we" want to take the country back to?

2. A phrase that implies our current government is somehow "illegitimate" despite the election of November 2008 when a majority of Americans voted for Obama and the current Congress.

ED: "We've got to take back our country. Otherwise those people in Washington will force our children to become Communist Muslim freedom-hating slaves of Obama. The rest of us will be forced to live in secret FEMA concentration camps. Just you wait and see!"

CINDY: "You've been watching Fox News again, haven't you?"

by Peter Kobs July 6, 2010