Anal Lagger

A person who can slow down or "Lag" their digestive system so they can't crap for very long periods of time.

Jon: "dude, I just found out that I am an Anal Lagger"

Xavier: dude that is freakin' amazing, can you teach me?

Jon: no.

by The_MuslimiZer July 9, 2009

Anale Beeds

Some type of beeds you stick in your anale canal

I’m tear your ass with my new Anale Beeds

by Lamar Scrôdum November 20, 2020

anal dwelling research butt monkey

Being an ass and tweaked or hyped up on anpethiames or caffeine

Man he is a anal dwelling research butt monkey

by Crazy whiteboy October 10, 2023

Anal Sauce

A group chat use by a bunch of hockey playing dipshits.

Did you see the new chat in Anal Sauce

by Paul Wiggins March 2, 2019

anal leaking cunt dumpster

A man who is complaing like hes on his period.

When my brother complains about his non live life hes having an anal leaking cunt dumpster moment

Anal Period .

by Faygoman420 December 22, 2015

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Anal bowl

When a bowl grows a anus and gives you so much anal you precum then expode becuase of how much cum gets shoved in your ass by the bowl. You ultimately explode into thousands of little meaty bits, almost swimming in the cum that exploded with you. It paints the wall like one of your french girls and your mom comes in to congratulate you.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe?
Guy 2: Yes, I heard he got the anal bowl. Poor guy

by Scribble_D3mon November 6, 2019