wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.

We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.

by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024

wet the spread

To urinate on someone else's front lawn. Generaly done while standing on the front porch or steps.

Dude, I had to tap a kidney but someone left a bowl winder in the loo so I went out on her porch and wet the spread.

by chickenbeak October 22, 2010

Wet Brit

A term coined for a snarky action, most commenly used during a sporting event.

Not bad Patrick, you hit that drive off the toe a little bit. It's going to run like a wet brit though.

by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

wet wonderland

Similar to a wet willy but using vag juice instead of saliva

Shiniqua was two-knuckles deep when Jamal told her she smelled like her sister....she gave him a wet wonderland for that.

by 2ballsdeep November 14, 2009

Wet rug

You couldn’t just call them a whore, you had to make it deeply obvious what kind of whore they were.

That wet rug? She got booted by her pimp for paying the John’s to pick her up

by Stanverba June 13, 2025

wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023