by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024
Get the Alex Cheese Primemug. A great guy who is loving can be your one and only. he can make many mistakes but tries his best to own up to it. he will do anything to make you happy. good at flirting but can get carried away and a great kisser.
by trustmeitsthetruth June 22, 2022
Get the alex vassmug. The insult Alex originated from the name of the biggest liar on earth. Alex is an insult to use when you know your friend is lying, out of their teeth for no reason. An example would be “I saw a crackhead steal two bags of weed from the tesco grocery isle”. You know that’s a fucking lie
Shut up alex
by Alex Rawlinson-Cook May 8, 2023
Get the Alexmug. The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.
by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021
Get the The Alexmug. Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.
Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.
Elijah 8——— Alex
by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019
Get the Alex Burdenmug. A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.
by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023
Get the Alexmug. Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.
"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."
by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022
Get the Alexmug.