1. The stimulation of a males' penis by themselves or another person (usually a
guy), using a method whereby the hand is wrapped around the urinary meatus and reciprocated rapidly to generate friction with the sensitive epidermis; often (but not always) resulting in orgasm and the ejaculation of a milky white substance called semen.
tenses: pr. wanking; past. wanked fut. wank, subj. wanks
2. A term used to decribe something which is unpleasant or
annoying
3. Nonsense or bullshit; any verbal or textual information which is grossly inaccurate or nonsensical
4. An
annoying or irritating person
5. A complicated and often chromatic (or amelodical) series of notes played on a
guitar, usually electric
6. The
US political system
7. The USA
1. He had a wank; He wanked daily; He would wank the next day; He knew his brother wanked; He wanks
2. Next
door's
dog is a complete wank
3. That report which the professor wrote for the end of term was complete wank
4. Tim is a complete wank
5. The guitarist wanked loudly
5. US
politics is wank
6. The USA is wank