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Wank (w'ank; n, adj.) 

1. The stimulation of a males' penis by themselves or another person (usually a guy), using a method whereby the hand is wrapped around the urinary meatus and reciprocated rapidly to generate friction with the sensitive epidermis; often (but not always) resulting in orgasm and the ejaculation of a milky white substance called semen.
tenses: pr. wanking; past. wanked fut. wank, subj. wanks
2. A term used to decribe something which is unpleasant or annoying
3. Nonsense or bullshit; any verbal or textual information which is grossly inaccurate or nonsensical
4. An annoying or irritating person
5. A complicated and often chromatic (or amelodical) series of notes played on a guitar, usually electric
6. The US political system
7. The USA
1. He had a wank; He wanked daily; He would wank the next day; He knew his brother wanked; He wanks

2. Next door's dog is a complete wank

3. That report which the professor wrote for the end of term was complete wank

4. Tim is a complete wank

5. The guitarist wanked loudly

5. US politics is wank

6. The USA is wank
Wank (w'ank; n, adj.) by Tom LT February 21, 2005
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BUMP N GRIND 

The act of having sex.
I don't see nothin wrong wit a lil BUMP N GRIND.
BUMP N GRIND by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

lips'n'assholes 

a hot dog

Yo, cook me up one of them lips'n'asshole, and put lots of mustard on it.

chicken n beer 

Feels like a midget is hangin 4rm my necklace~
chicken n beer by Balla_Baby November 26, 2004

Hoe n' Training 

A pre-teen girl that dresses like a slut. A Hoe n' Training is also usually a dirtbag that will have no future and is a faggot.
"Dude! dat bitch over there is a Hoe n' Training!"
Hoe n' Training by Some Bitch September 21, 2005

katie n. 

THE sexiest girl in the world... like really hot!!!
katie n. by blaaaaaah January 2, 2009