soccer mom
A fat woman who kicks her stomach around like a ball. Not that she can help it but, her stomach is usually hanging over the belt line and over her legs. So when she walks it creates sort of a kicking movement. She is more than likely a mom, so when people see her they yell soccer mom.
"You see that?"
A fat woman has just walked out the store. She's struggling to get to her car.
"It LOOKS like she's kicking her stomach."
"Yeah, like a soccer ball."
"Yeah, she's a soccer mom."
A fat woman has just walked out the store. She's struggling to get to her car.
"It LOOKS like she's kicking her stomach."
"Yeah, like a soccer ball."
"Yeah, she's a soccer mom."
soccer mom by Chicago girl April 28, 2006
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