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soccer mom

A fat woman who kicks her stomach around like a ball. Not that she can help it but, her stomach is usually hanging over the belt line and over her legs. So when she walks it creates sort of a kicking movement. She is more than likely a mom, so when people see her they yell soccer mom.
"You see that?"

A fat woman has just walked out the store. She's struggling to get to her car.

"It LOOKS like she's kicking her stomach."

"Yeah, like a soccer ball."

"Yeah, she's a soccer mom."
soccer mom by Chicago girl April 28, 2006
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your mom's box 

Something that you must never never look at touch or smell. Also something that you tell your friends to go eat.
Hey go eat your mom's box.
your mom's box by not poor January 21, 2003
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your mom 

an insult you use to someone you dont like or you just want them to leave you alone
Carrie:Hey kid!
Sarah:hey
Carrie:your bf doesnt call you as much as mine calls me..
Sarah:Well....YOUR MOM!
Carrie:your dad!
your mom by Sarah March 7, 2004

coolest mom ever

1. woman who has college-age children and always hooks them (and their friends) up with alcohol. 2. woman with college-age children who knows how to use facebook effectively. 3. woman with college-age children who attends every college sporting event but somehow is not embarrasing.
friend 1: you have the coolest mom ever!!
friend 2: yeah you really do. Your mom got be a fifth for my birthday and i'd only met her one time!!
(mom overhears)
mom: i love you guys!! hope you get to have a wonderful summer without any arrests!
kid: mom!!!

vagi-mom 

(n)
A mom one finds sexually attractive and/or vagy; a more-polite way of calling someone a MILF. Or possibly a less-polite way.
I picked up Lindsay from school today. There was a major herd of vagi-moms there.
vagi-mom by YikeGrymon January 1, 2012

carsons mom 

finest women alive. Beautiful big breast with a luscious booty. Super tan with a great tight body.
Carsons mom gives great head
carsons mom by applepie4545 September 12, 2017

lucas mom 

shes a hoe you know do she is one hella hoe i id you du fu nah my nig nog
dat bitch lucas mom is one hella b
lucas mom by nar nar nig nog January 24, 2018