Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

by 29072201 July 09, 2018

beating them cakes

To assfuck or to fuck a girl doggystyle

she really wants me beating them cakes bro

by king54321 April 16, 2017

four fudge cakes

A polite way of saying 'for fucks sake !!' so as to minimise offence.

'Four fudge cakes , you've left the lid off the toothpaste again and the toilet seat is still up '

by Peewiffin July 03, 2024

Poo Cake

A poo cake is a butthole.

Boyfriend: let's try anal tonight, babe.
Girlfriend: you mean you wanna stick it in my poo cake?
Boyfriend: yeah, that too.

by Sallysuewho December 05, 2017

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 23, 2021

Day cake

A simple cake or baked treat that is not made for birthdays or special occasions.

E.g. Lemon drizzle, sponge, poppy seed, carrot cake etc.

I baked a day cake for tea this afternoon.

by Lio123 February 09, 2018

Day Cake

Having a cake when it is not your birthday.

Daddy, can I have a Day Cake?

by God's best friend, son May 28, 2010