Pasta Cake

When one eats too much pasta and it goes straight to their ass.

Joan: "I heard you went to Olive Garden last night."
Steve: "_eah it gave me pasta cake though."

by Timtomteroo March 5, 2021

Cake ahh nig

A lame ahh nig that also say sum that he not gonna do

Mikey: imma beat your ass

Levi: ight cake ahh nig

by Mikey4321 December 24, 2024

Cake day

A moment during or after a stressful time in which you take a break and eat something you love ( like cake)

It doesnt have to be cake, it can be cookies, pastries, or just cream and berries. It can be deepfried creamfilled and covered in chocolate or a tiny carrot cake cupcake for all we care. If it helps you relax because everybody need a cake day.

In reference to the white collar office non birthday

Because frankly, everybody needs a cake day

by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018

Wake and cake

For a male to bring himself to a state of arousal, wake his partner, and ejaculate on their face

Man, I iced my girls face this morning with a mean wake and cake.

by Killa from manilla indaflesh April 17, 2017

cake

the ultimate substance of the universe. actually the ultimate substance X the answer to the meaning of life squared. aka very nummy!

That was some nummy cake! (there are no dirty meanings or double meanings in this definition)

by Connundrum1 February 18, 2003

cake lip

If you eat ass, you have a cake lip following such action.

I can’t believe you fucked with that big joint. Ooooh, you got the cake lip?! You a nasty mf!

by Dalippery February 18, 2019

London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022