Alex

A kid who dick rides jv football and band. 5’6 who wears the same north face outfits on repeat. if you ever see an alex, trip him, i would suggest spitting on him but he def likes that. make sure your bestfriends ugly bc he’ll most definitely get with them.

i just got dumped by Alex!?

“oh no that’s tragic”
bitch no tf it isn’t

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids

Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024

Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex

Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.

by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019

Alex

Loves Sakura More then anything And never will like Yuri. Has a wall kink and still loves Sakura

"hey have you seen Alex" "yeah he is after Sakura"

by FearingKarma October 11, 2021

alex weiss

a fucking weeb

dude you watch anime, you are such an alex weiss

by brad061 June 25, 2019

ALEX (elianneys bf)

Alex is the first love you’d always think about, he is sweet and kind and loves battle cats and jojos (those who know) he’s the funniest person in the world and makes me feel comfortable and loved <3
He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life

Alex (elianneys bf) the love of my life

Roblox is life

life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference

by Stitch ;u; April 2, 2025