Thanksgiving Pipeline 

Think of the alaskan pipeline, but instead you freeze the turkey's neck and then use it as a dildo.

I can't wait to buy our thanksgiving turkey this year and do the Thanksgiving Pipeline to my girl's ass.

Thanksgiving Pipeline by Frozendildos69 November 6, 2020

Freezing Pipe Plunge 

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

Freezing Pipe Plunge by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

caca pipi 

1. another word or nickname for someone who is depressed
2. nickname for the names: eshaal, ella, elle, elizabeth and emma

1. she cannot stop being a caca pipi and its getting concerning.
2. ugh have you seen ella! her new nickname is caca pipi!

caca pipi by mmariafrog November 25, 2020

Spicy pipes 

When that spicy Mexican food you ate yesterday hurts coming out, but the burn is still worth it. May cause uncontrollable sweating and sudden prayers and/or mild regret.

Watch out for the spicy pipes - if it burns going in, you know it’s gonna burn coming out!

Spicy pipes by Spicee December 14, 2020

Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.

"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"

Midas Pipeline by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020

Fried Piper

You wouldn’t normally follow him, except that he has the gear that you want. And he has had too much of that gear himself, hence he is fried…

Mate’s party is on Saturday, we are out of the good stuff, we need to visit the Fried Piper before we go... (James, beautiful James W, told me this word!)

Fried Piper by Red in the Hed January 5, 2021

E-Piphany 

An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.

Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.

E-Piphany by You rReal Name January 6, 2021