avoid like the fucking plague 

The plague was a deadly disease. If you got infected by the bacteria, you would die. Obviously you don't want to die. So if you avoid something like you would avoid the plague the plague, you really, really try to avoid it.

That man I avoid like the fucking plague.

avoid like the fucking plague by Foxyflower September 24, 2015

Punt-Fucking 

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.

I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.

Punt-Fucking by TOM November 17, 2004

skull-fucking 

Any act of intercourse between two mammals scalps. This feels really good if you have long, dirty-ass hair, and you are a complete faggot.

Before I got on the airplaine I skull-fucked Tyler, and as a result I got dandralitis.

skull-fucking by Odyssey of the uterus September 24, 2003

God this if fucking stupid 

I am eagerly awaiting the day for the likes of the next Kurt Cobain to come along and destroy hip hop culture.

God this if fucking stupid by Nizzle my Hizzle in Shizzle Frizzle October 6, 2003

worthless fucking ree ree 

what a person is considered when they have never clutched once fucking ever.

Yuri is a worthless fucking ree ree.

worthless fucking ree ree by Clutz February 14, 2006

Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt 

Just a kid who refuses to cut his hair. His hair resembles Kevin Keegan back in the 70's

Kish: Paddy get your fucking Keegan kut
Paddy: Na, I'd rather sit at home and play call of duty
Kish: What a Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt
Paddy: Yeah thats me

Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 24, 2010

Don’t be a fucking Mikayla

A miserable ass cunt who resembles a shorter, more round miss piggy who when is not spending her time ruining a good time can be found eating her weight in cookies and or fast food!

Don’t be a Fucking Mikayla

Don’t be a fucking Mikayla by Theoneinthecloset May 30, 2019