dog ass

a very ugly bitch.

1) Jim: "Dude, I met a fly ass chic when I was down on Broadway Saturday night."

John: "Really? All I found down on 2nd Ave was a pack of dog ass. FML."

2) James: "Man, you're better off without her anyways. I never wanted to hurt your feelings, but she was a total dog ass anyways..."

Chris: "Really? Thanks dude... But why haven't you done any better for yourself?"

random crowd: "OHHHH- BURN!"

by farmer grant September 16, 2009

Slammin The Dog

Slammin The Dog

I was sitting at my computer while watching some videos slammin the dog when my friend came in slammin the dog too.

by #Cody Stoner November 15, 2018

hoe dog

a dog that a hoe

there's a hoe walking her hoe dog

by Yo mOm G@y June 11, 2018

Designer Dog

A term used by scam artists to charge exorbitant prices for mutts.

My friend tried to sell me a Labradoodle for $1000 calling it a designer dog. I told him that the difference between a $50 dog and a $500 dog were papers and you can't get no papers on a mutt.

by Diasent January 8, 2015

dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017

Finger Dog

When you bite your finger and turns into a dog

“OH FUCK A FINGER DOG”

by Pro. Orieon January 24, 2019

Chorn dog

A food commonly mistaken for a corn dog. Unlike the corn dog, chorn dogs have two or more sticks protruding from the dog.

I had me a nice chorn dog tonight.

by Dan Doe Doo December 3, 2018