attachmentia

attachment dementia; a serious disorder you where forget to attach the attachment to an email over and over again.

Email recipient: "You forgot to attach the spreadsheet......AGAIN!"

Me: "Sorry, My attachmentia is getting worse. Better self medicate."

attachmentia by Me-not December 7, 2011

Attacked By Life 

You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.

Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life

Attacked By Life by alexhasabadpseudonym July 2, 2011

Attackled

To be overcome by something, somewhere between attacked and tackled, even if not a physical attack, it is beyond your control to overcome.

I was planning on spending my day off in bed doing nothing, until I was attackled by a phone call, and had to go to work.

Attackled by The true voice of reason April 9, 2012

Attractivist 

Someone who goes out of their way to look amazing at all times

Some pictures of your ex just came up on my news feed, she's really not an attractivist

Attractivist by explodinghat August 18, 2014

Attention whore 

Someone(typically a girl) who only does something (or pretends to do something) to look cool and/or ft in

Attention whore-*doesn't even know what rum is*"I drink SO much"
*is a virgin with a slut reputation that she gave herself* "I've had so many one night stands this month!"
*can't even light a lighter*"I smoke SO MUCH IM HIGH LIKE ALL DAY #420"
Boy-"You're so fake! you're such an attention whore!"
Attention whore*suicide has never been a thought in her mind* "oMG dont say things like that to me i cut myself because of people like you!"

Attention whore by BeautifulGmess November 22, 2015

attractive boy syndrome 

When you become really shy around a really attractive that boy you obsess about when you are normally outgoing.

That girl gets attractive boy syndrome around him.

attractive boy syndrome by BE A NURSE BE VITAL May 2, 2016

Attention whore 

OneGirlOneNightmare

"Hey didn't OneGirlOneNightmare get famous because of lying about others?"
"Yeah, basic attention whore"

Attention whore by MagicalMelody May 27, 2017