dog ass

a very ugly bitch.

1) Jim: "Dude, I met a fly ass chic when I was down on Broadway Saturday night."

John: "Really? All I found down on 2nd Ave was a pack of dog ass. FML."

2) James: "Man, you're better off without her anyways. I never wanted to hurt your feelings, but she was a total dog ass anyways..."

Chris: "Really? Thanks dude... But why haven't you done any better for yourself?"

random crowd: "OHHHH- BURN!"

by farmer grant September 16, 2009

designer dog

A hybrid-breed dog that is bred for the express purpose of combining the traits of the two parent breeds, as opposed to the accidental or incidental crossing of two pure-breed dogs. A designer dog is not quite pure-bred and not quite a mutt. The popularity of various designer dog breeds over the past 25 years has been exploited by many backyard breeders, most of whom are unfortunately not seriously committed to the physical and psychological welfare of the animals they produce. In spite of this, designer dogs often make ideal animal companions for a variety of unique home and family settings. Designer dog breeds are typically referred to by clever names likes labradoodle (Labrador-poodle) and chiweenie (chihuahua-dachshund.)

My designer dog Tippy is a chiweenie whose unique constitution and temperament is the result of combining some of the best features of the chihuahua and dachshund breeds.

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

cuffin' the dog

See masturbate.

Nothing moved Billy more than a good round of cuffin' the dog.

by Drew Bryden May 11, 2003

spotted dog

Esp. Southern US: Potted meat, a spicy puree of any kind of meat used as a pate or sandwich filler.

Spotted dog on crackers. Yum.

by monacat January 14, 2015

bun that dog

Either as an instruction to get it done or referring to having completed some task.

"Dude, did you bun that dog?"

"Man, I bunned that dog something fierce!"

by aycari July 7, 2009

Poverty Dog

A hot dog made with a slice of bread instead of a bun

Bros eating a poverty dog

by I<3CP(COD Points) August 27, 2023

Dog water

Something 5 grade boys say. Basically means trash, and if you say it, you sound really stupid. Has been said to my face.

Idiot: You are dog water
Me: sigh

by ImJustAsDumbAsEverybodyElse April 18, 2021