Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.

Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”

by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020

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Get the Wet Towelmug.

Wet

When a dry object come in contact with a liquid. That then turn the object into being wet

I raincoat got all wet from the rain outside

by TDanseb March 27, 2018

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Get the Wetmug.

wet wanda

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear

I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.

by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020

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Get the wet wandamug.

Wet Cavern

A fishy void in which any male to escape contracts a large amount of STDs. It is such a deep dark expanse that any man drugged enough to go near it simply falls in. These are usually found in between the legs of most girls in the 21st century.

"What did you do with YOU-KNOW-WHO last night?"
"Nothing she's got a wet cavern"
"Shit man i feel ya..."
"she didn't"

by mynameisPhil September 15, 2019

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