Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019

de wet

De Wet is the Irish's answer to the tall dark and handsome stereotype. With his gorgeous ginger locks, boyish good looks and afinity for all things Pokemon, a De Wet will most certainly star in the fantasies of Jamaican Bobsled team-members. If you ever come accross a De Wet, be sure to catch em!

Person 1: "Sally, I met a De Wet last night... I was chasing a rare Pokemon and his ginger hair caught my eye"

Person 2: "Well I hope you caught him too!"

by BlackRose512 March 9, 2017

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019

Wet knuckles

when a man or a woman is sitting on the toilet and they start to finger there asshole and they dip there knuckles in the toilet bowl water

"what took so long in the bathroom?"
"I was about half a finger in and I had to stop"
"why? you get wet knuckles?"
"yea"

by ForeverFAB June 3, 2018

letting out a wet one

the act of pissing or letting out liquid in excitement or fear

oh boy is that dog letting out a wet one
-me 2022

by basic0rat February 11, 2025

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

hot wet sack

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.

The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.

by tastty February 14, 2021