a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include:
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
-doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in
-going to bed before 10 every fucking night
-smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day
-they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block
-smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt
-has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is
-if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons
-if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
by arrgitsasnake March 12, 2016
Get the champion cunt mug.When someone is incredibly dumb and talks or walks like they are on drugs/mentally retarded. hence mentally cunted.
by Nakutya March 21, 2016
Get the Mentally Cunted mug.An aggressive and seemingly vindictive bitch who delights in ruining lives for those around her for no reason.
"Belinda is being a total viper cunt to her sister."
"Someone is viper cunting all over this party, and we all know who."
"Someone is viper cunting all over this party, and we all know who."
by Schmucksy March 28, 2016
Get the Viper Cunt mug.It is a woman with short arms.
Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.
She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Her arms are so short that she cannot wipe her bottom from behind in the front to back motion.
She can only lean forward with her hand between her legs and wipe back to front leaving poo residue on her vagina.
Woah man! That chick is a dime!
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.
You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
Nah man look! How short her arms are. She is a mud cunt.
You should only ever go down on a mud cunt if you catch them walking out of the shower. It’s just not worth the risk.
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