The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.
by Beestingz126 November 24, 2021
When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
by smoothiebrother October 01, 2022
When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.
Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.
There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.
by Shidface July 29, 2019
Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.
As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."
by FussyBritches February 16, 2017
Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."
"Gross."
by aquacatpro December 28, 2016
When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!
My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!
by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024
When you wipe your butt forward and get feces on your scrotum, then proceed to teabag a woman over her eyes.
I can't believe I got pink eye from my boyfriend giving me chocolate goggles last night!
Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
Last night my husband went to give me chocolate goggles and hit my lip by accident!
by Eaton Beavur January 11, 2018