alex schorizo

alex schorizo has a hotdog and his name is also the name of a hotdog.
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Alex Renda

A guy that shouldn’t necessarily exist. Alex Renda can also be referred as HIM. Alex Renda is one of the most terrible people to be around with especially if you’re trying to make jokes. This little shit wad steals jokes, hella loud. When you first meet him he’s ok in some ways but after about a week you get sick of him. If you tell him how much you don’t like him he starts following you and stalking you, everything you do. He’s very forgetful and he thinks he gets bitches but he doesn’t. He says that he has crones and he uses that to sit at tables that people don’t want him at. He can’t tell the difference between something serious and sarcasm. When he tries to be sarcastic it doesn’t seem like it he says it more as a statement than a joke. He’s also incredibly short.
Wait who is that over there?”
“Shit, it’s Alex Renda!”
Uh oh
by Bigchungusishellaunfunny June 10, 2022
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Alex Azarov

being a fat fuck and not liking anyone personalty.
alex: i won't get A in math so i quit physics and i don't like your personalty.
Me: what a fucking alex azarovb you are.
by Hoplan November 15, 2019
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Alex Salmon

WOW ITS MY LITTLE CUTIE PATOOTIE ALEX SALMON- MISHA
by LUELLAISSOCOOL November 08, 2022
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Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex
Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.
by The Alex Burden April 09, 2019
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